a taste of the psych ward

Haaay... i'm now rotating at the Psych Department. We'll be here for two weeks. We started nung January 16 and we'll be here until the 31st. Gudlak naman saken diba! Enjoy sya, in a really weird way. If you don't let their stories get to you. But it's also sad in a way, because you hear so many stories... and you wish you could help more....

So here's a taste of the Psych Department here in West Vi Med Center:

"....."
"ikaw, kamusta matyag mo doc?"
"doc, kanami sang dimples mo ah"
"do you want a kiss?"
"do you know the world without love?"
"hadlok ka no? basi nahadlok ka lang."
"i love you"
"good morning/good afternoon/goodnight doc"
"indi pa man alas diyes doc, aga pa man"
"oo doc, matulog na ko. babye"
"pano magkapareho ang apple at ang orange? ang isa apple... ang isa orange!"
"wala ka lang guid kahulat... dali man lang to"
"pangayo pa chocolates"
"mapuli nako"
"doc, san-o pa ko di mapuli man? gainom man ko sang mga bulong ko"
"you promised me a ring, a watch and eyeglasses. now i still don't have a ring, a watch and no eyeglasses."
"do you want a ring?"
"kagwapa man sa imo doc. daw espanyol ka... ang sa mga telenovela bala..."
"this is the worst hospital! you are the worst interns! she is the worst resident! what kind of service is this?! this is the worst!"
"may migo ka na doc?"
"depressed ako.... siguro kung may miga na ko indi na ko ma-depress noh?"
"doc, may sex appeal ba ko?"
"i'm not finished talking to you! look at me! i'm still talking to you!!!"
"mga bastos!"

Nakakatuwa... nakakatakot.... kakaiba sila lahat. :)