schiz, inlab at tsokolate

One: Schizophrenia (or kung sa vernacular ay baliw or buang) is believed to be due to too much dopamine in the brain.

Two: In people who are "in love", scientists have found that there is an increase of dopamine production in the brain.

Three: Eating chocolates also increases dopamine production in the brain.

Conclusions:
One: Nakakabuang ang kumain ng chocolates?
Two: Pag "in love" ka, para ka ring buang. Panalo... Hahaha!
Three: Kumain ka na lng ng chocolates kung gusto mo ma-feel ang ma-"in love". Hahahaha!
Four: Kung Schiz ka, wag ka na kumain ng chocolates dahil baka lumala ka pa?
Five: Ang mga inlab, laging binibigyan ng tsokolate, kaya lalong nagiging irrational ang behavior dahil lalo silang nabubuang...

Ano pa? Hahaha....